Hulk's Portal Prank Misadventures
Title: Hulk’s Anger Issues vs. Dr. Strange’s Portal Prank!
Scene 1: The Setup (Instant Hook)
(Inside Avengers Tower, Hulk is smashing everything. Spider-Man and Iron Man sit nearby, eating popcorn.)
Iron Man: “Okay, what’s the crisis this time?”
Spider-Man: “Someone ate Hulk’s last pizza slice.”
Iron Man: “Oh no, civilization is doomed.”
(Hulk roars, flipping a couch.)
Hulk: “HULK WANT PIZZA! WHO TOOK IT?!”
Spider-Man: “Not me! I don’t steal from green giants.”
Iron Man: “I have expensive taste, buddy.”
(Dr. Strange appears, smirking.)
Dr. Strange: “Gentlemen, allow me to fix this.”
Iron Man: “With magic?”
Dr. Strange: “With genius.”
(Dr. Strange swirls his hands—WHOOSH—a portal opens beneath Hulk.)
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Scene 2: The Chaos Begins
(Hulk vanishes into the portal, reappearing at… a kids’ birthday party!)
Kids: “WOW! It’s SHREK!”
Hulk: “HULK NOT SHREK!”
Kid: (hands party hat) “Shrek, wear this.”
(Hulk growls but suddenly—SPLAT! A kid smashes cake in his face!)
Hulk: (fuming) “HULK… TRYING… TO STAY… CALM.”
Kid: “Shrek is funny!”
(Another portal opens beneath Hulk—WHOOSH! He vanishes again.)
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Scene 3: Hulk’s Nightmare Continues
(Hulk falls into a yoga class.)
Yoga Instructor: “Breathe in… breathe out… find your inner peace.”
Hulk: “HULK’S INNER PEACE IS SMASHING!”
(WHOOSH! Another portal. Hulk lands in a dance competition.)
Announcer: “Welcome our newest dancer… THE GREEN MACHINE!”
Crowd: (cheering) “Dance! Dance!”
(Music starts. Hulk stands frozen. Then—his body accidentally twerks!)
Iron Man: (watching through a portal) “This… this is GOLD.”
Spider-Man: “I’m never unseeing this.”
(WHOOSH! Another portal. Hulk falls into a therapy session.)
Therapist: “Tell me about your anger.”
Hulk: “HULK SMASH FEELINGS.”
(WHOOSH! Hulk falls into a ballet rehearsal. Everyone twirls around him.)
Ballerina: “Now, point your toes, big guy!”
Hulk: “HULK NO TWIRL! HULK–”
(WHOOSH! He’s back at Avengers Tower.)
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Scene 4: The Hilarious Twist
(Hulk storms toward Dr. Strange, veins popping.)
Hulk: “HULK WILL SMASH YOU!”
Spider-Man: (quickly hands a pizza box) “Wait! Chill! Here’s your pizza.”
(Hulk sniffs the pizza… then smiles. He sits, munching happily.)
Hulk: “HULK FORGIVE… BUT STRANGE STILL IN TROUBLE.”
(Dr. Strange raises an eyebrow, confused.)
(Suddenly—WHOOSH! A portal opens under Dr. Strange! He falls into… a Zumba class!)
Instructor: “Let’s SHAKE those hips, magic man!”
Dr. Strange: “I WILL GET MY REVENGE!”
(Final shot: Hulk laughing hysterically, stuffing pizza in his mouth.)
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